Thursday, September 11, 2008

Gmade and Grade is over, at least for the majority of the students. I really know how the potato chip was invented. I know the Wongs have moved from the airport. I'm happy for them. I also know the Phillies lost again. Last year is nothing but a fond memory. The weather has turned a bit cooler. It must be an extended homeroom this morning for a variety of meetings. I have been following the case of a missing child in Orlando. It is sad. In some ways it is quite frustrating.
For fun:
EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? My sister sent me those....

1 comment:

Erin said...

There really aren't any answers to any of those. Except for one, not all women put on mascara with their mouths open...not if they are putting it on someone else.